It started out with such promise.
A young typist with a shadowy
past is assigned to go to 19 Wilbraham Crescent. Said typist, Sheila Webb, goes
to said address…and finds a corpse surrounded by clocks. Just as she has
discovered the dead man, a blind woman comes in—the real owner of the house,
Miss Pebmarsh. Sheila goes hysterical and runs out into the street, bumping
into marine biologist Colin Lamb—who, luckily, is actually a British spy who
has friends in the police force, and thus can instantly become a first-person
narrator.
Third-person narrative takes turns with Colin as he joins
Detective Inspector Hardcastle on the routine rounds of interviewing all the possible
suspects, most of them neighbors who are Rather Suspicious. Somewhere along the
line Christie remembered that she meant this to be a Hercule Poirot novel, so
she has Colin also coincidentally be old friends with the famous detective.
Colin visits Poirot at his home, where Poirot is going bonkers from boredom. After
a rather awkward diatribe of various mystery writers, Colin finally gives
Poirot the Cliffs Notes of what has happened so far. Poirot proceeds to stay in
his flat for almost the entirety of the book, only showing up at the end as a Belgian
ex Machina to solve the crime without doing any legwork.