The first thing that struck me about The Aeneid is how funny it was. And I’m pretty sure that’s not what Virgil was intending. From a 21st century perspective, however, the first few books are hilarious. Well, that or you cry.
Our story opens with Aeneas—pronounced Eeny-ess, as in
Eeny – meenymineymo + ess—being a bit of an emo. It’s justifiable since he’s seen his homeland
of Troy attacked, besieged, and finally conquered by wicked Greeks (see The Iliad), then he loses his wife (see
below) and father, and finally Juno, goddess of troublemaking, convinced the a
wind god to shipwreck them in Northern Africa, forcing him to lose half his
fleet of exiled Trojans in the storm at sea.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking. “How is that hilarious?” Just wait.


