Things you should do if you happen to find yourself in the
same situation as MacBeth:
1.
Ask yourself: “Hum, three WITCHES just appeared
in the wilderness OUT OF NOWHERE with a CAULDRON and are for some reason trying
to get me to KILL THE KING. I wonder if
maybe they have some personal agenda of being EVIL WITCHES?”
2.
Ask your wife the same thing when, after telling
her the witches’ prophecy, she seems freakishly gung-ho about it even though
you know she’ll just cave to guilt if you actually carry out the
assassination.
3.
If you do
fall for the whole “kill the king” thing, don’t go around with a fake clownish
smile on your face repeating “don’t look like a murderer don’t look like a
murderer” between your gritted teeth.
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