Monday, January 7, 2013

How to be smarter if your name's MacBeth


Things you should do if you happen to find yourself in the same situation as MacBeth:

1.      Ask yourself: “Hum, three WITCHES just appeared in the wilderness OUT OF NOWHERE with a CAULDRON and are for some reason trying to get me to KILL THE KING.  I wonder if maybe they have some personal agenda of being EVIL WITCHES?”

2.      Ask your wife the same thing when, after telling her the witches’ prophecy, she seems freakishly gung-ho about it even though you know she’ll just cave to guilt if you actually carry out the assassination. 

3.      If you do fall for the whole “kill the king” thing, don’t go around with a fake clownish smile on your face repeating “don’t look like a murderer don’t look like a murderer” between your gritted teeth.

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